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1987-09-15
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And I believe The Ayatollah Tells A Darn Good Knock-Knock
Joke..Well he wont tell any more will he cus he's dead ent
he? Good,Senile old git anyway. Anyway,on with the show...
Knock Knock! Who's Um there?
Squaw.... Um Squaw Who?
Squaw Tex! Hahahaha! Dig it?
's Quartex.. Hoho? Perhaps not..
Knock Knock! Who's there?
Howard.. Howard who?
Howard you like to be stuck out here while some dickhead
asks "Howard who?"!!!
Knock Knock! Who's there?
Olive.. Olive who?
Olive here you prat so let me in!!!
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"100 cures for piles" by Dr R. Sole...
"50 Great Lagers" by I Chuckit...
"Why farts wreek so much" by Warren Niff...
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